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  • ak_manu
    10-30 12:07 PM
    Hello,

    I would need to apply for transit visa to fly through UK. There is a UK consulate office in ATLANTA but not sure if they would give transit visa if I go in person there? Did anyone had any experience.

    Thanks
    AK_MANU




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  • jkiran
    11-23 09:32 PM
    thank you for your advice




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  • vaniuma
    09-08 12:51 PM
    Hi All,
    I am currently on h1b Visa.My visa will be expires by end of Sep 2010.And I am not working
    since June.My husband is on H1b.So I am planning to change my status to H4 visa.What is the procedure for conversion.Please advice on that.

    -Vani




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  • rahul74
    05-05 11:29 AM
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  • Michael chertoff
    03-08 11:53 AM
    Please see your PM


    Please share the information with everybody. I am also in same situation.

    Thanks
    MC




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  • adsrms
    03-18 11:46 AM
    It is a hard situation for me. I-485 interview for AOS is due in just 3-4 days from now. I am separated from my US citizen wife.Have not filed for divorce. I am employed in the US on a valid L1-B visa.

    Our marriage may or may not work..

    1. I need advice as to how to withdraw the I-485 AOS application. I do no have copy of documents/notices that USCIS sent.They are with my wife.

    Or

    2. If we do work out our differences then is there a way to keep the current AOS alive? Or shall I get the current one withdrawn and file for a new one if we do resolves our differences?

    3. Also if I do withdraw the I-485 does it also mean that the I-130 filed by my wife is abandoned/revoked automoatically?

    Really appreciate a prompt advice.



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  • Ann Ruben
    08-13 08:16 PM
    You will not jeopardize your I-485 as long as job with company C is in same or similar occupation. Whether USCIS will grant an H-1 3 year extension based on a withdrawn/revoked I-140 is not certain. I outlined the reasons for this uncertainty in my response on the thread entitled "Facing Layoff---6 months left..."




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  • kowligi
    07-28 12:33 AM
    Guys,

    I need your advice in this Regard. My wife is currently on an H-4 Visa (valid until June 2009) and she got her H1 petition approved yesterday. While applying for her H1 this Apr 2008 she was not in USA as she was in India at that time (she went to India for 4 months Feb-June 08). My questions are as below (in Bold)

    1. I believe she should go to a US Consulate (we are thinking of going to Canada as we are Canadian Immigrants) before Oct 1, 2008 as she was not physically present in US when her H1 was being filed (correct me if I am wrong here)

    2. She is planning to go to the US consulate in Vancouver in Sep 08 to get her H1 Stamped. So let�s say she goes on sep 3rd to attend the Visa Interview and gets her H1 stamped, when does the H1 visa validity actually start?

    2a. Will the H1 visa validity start right away or in the last week of Sep? (I am guessing last week of sep..correct me if I am wrong)
    2b. Will they cancel her existing H4 visa right away as they issued her a H1?

    The reason I ask this, if her Visa Validity starts at the end of Sep can she come back to US on her existing H4 after she attends the H1 interview in the first week of sep.

    3. I read in a previous post here that while your H1 processing is going on it is not advisable to travel out of US with H1 receipt number and no approval. As stated above my wife did travel from Feb 08 (before the H1 was filed in Apr 08) to June 08. We got the H1 B approval on July 27, 2008. So does this hamper her chances for getting her Visa Stamped when attending her Visa Interview in Vancouver?

    4. Does anyone know how long the Visa Processing Times in Vancouver is?

    Can the gurus or people who have faced similar situation please answer my queries above as I need to do the necessary ASAP.

    Sorry if these questions are being repetitive as I was not able to find the relevant thread for my answers.


    Thanks in Advance!!!



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  • baldev.thakur
    12-12 08:45 PM
    Hi Wish you all a V V HAPPY XMAS !!!
    One of my friends gave me this suggestion - go find some voice over IV. Till Now I was least bothered but because the new anti- H1 B laws are being proposed ( Sen Grassy et all ) , I have to look at this angle. Because without GC , with those new laws in effect, it might be imposs to work here..
    Ok , I filed under E B 2 category way back in Ending of 05 and my Labor and 140 got approved.Filed AOS in 2008 ending and since then on the GC wait List.
    There are some questions I have which makes me think - is it worth the wait ? IF NOT then lets look at other possibilities including starting some business in Bangalore or going to Canada. I dont know- PL Help me out here friends.
    When my employer filed for labor the the promised amt of some $90K in immigrant labor applocation. I could not make that much but I was around $72K Then I had to leave him and go work in UK for the same client ( since that was a UK based company ) and my employer got paid hiring fees. He was not aversive .
    So for entire 2007 my income was 0 becos I was in UK working for this MNC and paying UK taxes.
    1) Then in 2008 the same client called me back to US but it took some 2 months before they could finally begin my work there and only then my pay started .
    So 2008 - I was only close to some $60K PA ( annualized but I was not there entire 2008 . I came back from UK to US around mid 08).
    Then on there had been no problem 08 and 09 all gone well.

    2 )I read the GC terms and it said - bcos GC is prospective thing, it has nothing to do with your current salary. But in realistic terms - is there chance of problem here ? looking at this ..?
    3) If I am in Bangalore after Feb 10, permanently would that be problem in case the lines moves up and I am not in USA ? Will they think that because you are not in US ...and are not working for same employer , cant give GC ..?

    Which one can be hurdle in final step 1 , 2 or 3 ? Or God only know
    ok bye
    Baldevsingh




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    September 24th, 2005, 12:45 PM
    I think it is a great shot. Too bad you didn't have a lens with a little wider angle :)



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  • sunny1000
    05-31 01:41 PM
    Can I send my daughter to India for an year without having reentry permit?(she has greencard) (or) what is the maximum period children can stay out of US after getting greencard?

    Please see the below link:

    http://www..com/greencard/retain-greencard.html

    Good luck.




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  • sk2006
    06-15 12:52 PM
    I am wondering if Anti immigrants are complaining about them too...
    Like they are taking away chance from American Citizen basketball players and if they are supressing the NBA player's wages etc etc.... :D:D



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  • PD_Dec2002
    07-22 04:22 PM
    First of all, let me begin by congratulating the IV core team and other members on staging a dignified protest to the entire July VB fiasco!

    I have a question regarding the medical exam for the AOS. The civil surgeon I went to did not do a TB skin test and instead took an x-ray to verify no signs of TB. Has anyone else had the same experience, i.e. no skin test, x-ray only?

    The other strange thing he told me was that some of his patients send the x-ray as part of the 485 application. Has any1 else heard of anything like this?

    Last I checked, the USCIS did not employ medical personnel, but then what do I know?

    Any input from fellow IV members is greatly appreciated.
    Thanks and good luck to all.

    This answers your question: http://www.murthy.com/news/n_tbtest.html

    Thanks,
    Jayant




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  • salvador marley
    04-27 05:42 PM
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  • morchu
    05-04 02:37 PM
    All options are possible, depends on your personal preference. There is NO good answer.

    If your spouse is in H1B and have a stable income, I would suggest the H4 path.


    Hi..
    i am currently on my 8th year h1..and on the bench..hoping some projects will come thru in a week or so.

    Currently i have been on LOP for almost 5 weeks now..
    what do you think would be a good option for me:

    a.) Start the process for H4..and find a new job..and transfer H1 and stay till H1 is valid till may 2010..

    b.) Be on bench for few more weeks.. and hope someting will work out...(firm has said they wont cancel my h1/140).. they are just being helpful..but?

    c.) R2I ASAP...and try for a consular processing....?

    d.) go to H4...and R2I in May...then if the Eb2(Dec 2005) dates are current..try for a CP..its a long shot...


    i am confused..any suggestions??
    :confused:




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  • dxldad
    05-18 11:48 AM
    My friend lost her green card while she was on vacation in China. She got a temporary green card to travel in a week or so which facilitated her entry into US and once she reached here, she just applied for another green card claiming the initial one as lost. There were no issues except the travel delay and the monetary loss.



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  • gcdreamer05
    01-02 12:41 PM
    I dont know your exact visa background, but why do you want to use EAD, it is always better to stay on h1, if you are planning to shift employer then do h1 transfer. There are lots of threads explaining the pros and cons of using AC21 and switchin to EAD etc... but the safest way is to stay on h1.

    If you can then i would suggest staying on h1, if you are shiftin employer talk to new one to ask for h1 transfer...




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  • onemorecame
    02-23 12:25 PM
    https://egov.uscis.gov/cris/jsps/Processtimes.jsp?SeviceCenter=TSC

    Service Center Proc Times 02/20/09 Update
    NSC EB-485 Proc Time = 4 Month!?!

    https://egov.uscis.gov/cris/jsps/Processtimes.jsp?SeviceCenter=NSC

    is it mean something? is anybody got Soft LUD in thier case?




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  • GCHope2011
    06-30 08:31 PM
    Hi,

    I have a question. I am on H1 and are planning to extend my H1 along with my wife H4. My question is, we both have EAD's and I never use EAD. My wife is looking for jobs on EAD. If she works on EAD, can she still able to extend H4 status?

    Thanks
    As long as she does not work, and she has entered the country using her H4 (as against entering using Advance Parole), she is on H4. Once she uses her EAD, she is no longer on H4. Subsequent US entries will need to be on Advance Parole.

    This is my "understanding".




    jonty_11
    07-11 04:19 PM
    just call uscis and ask them




    masala dosa
    07-17 05:14 PM
    Just checking the website after a long time.
    WHere is IV core grp?

    In the meantime everyone knows the latest on Aug bulletin.
    to add some humor i am adding a link....
    the video unfortunately in in Tamil....
    if only there were folks outside the processing centers as shown in the video
    :D :D :D :D :D :D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbmoOcg5vVM&search=senthil



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