Saturday, June 18, 2011

funny quotes and sayings

images funny quotes and sayings funny quotes and sayings. and Sayings ? Funny Quotes
  • and Sayings ? Funny Quotes


  • 140jibjab
    12-11 06:41 PM
    Hi,
    If married in India & want to take divorce in USA what is the procedure & will it be a valid divorce?
    Sorry to hear that, But any way here is an attempt to answer ur question.

    If you are a resident of any state in the US for 6 months, You can apply for divorce in the state you are leaving in.
    The Divorce decree will have the clause saying "The divorce is obtained , the pantiff or the respondent will not be allowed to go to another court to challenge the divorce". -- So it will be Valid divorce from US perspective, and you can produce this document for all immigration purpose.

    Indian Law accepts the Divorce Decree obtained in the USA.You can produce the divorce decree to take posession of properties/Lockers/Stocks/bank accounts as agreed in the Divorce settlement.

    If you do not get a "mutual agreed upon"/Settlement Divorce. Then The other partner is eligible to apply/challenge the divorce in India.
    Indian Law states as follows:
    The Divorce can be challenged in the Indian court if the divorce is obtained
    1. In another country with out the knowledge one of the parties.
    2. In another country if one of the parties was threatened.

    Take care and all the best.




    wallpaper and Sayings ? Funny Quotes funny quotes and sayings. funny quotes and sayings about
  • funny quotes and sayings about


  • bkam
    01-31 03:15 AM
    Dear "colleagues in faith" :-), there is only one way to change the things with this immigration trap - we have to win the public opinion!

    Currently 350,000 highly qualified professionals working for this country are in a legal limbo which continues for years. Our current legal status is that of slaves. Yes, slaves! Nowadays it takes anywhere between 5 - 10 years from applying to receiving of a GC. We cannot change our employers within this period, the members of our families cannot work (at least legally) and our spouses lose their professional carrier; if our kids get in college they are treated as "aliens" (full tuition, no student loans, no scholarship); the loans we get are with higher interest rate (for "protection"); at the borders we are treated as "intruders" etc.

    The average Americans are honest hardworking people. If they are aware of the immigration problems faced by 350,000 hardworking professionals in this country, they will raise their voice and will help for resolving of this issue. They just need to know that. I believe that in addition to talking to senators etc., we have to find ways our issues to reach the media - newspapers, magazines and so on. An article in Times may lead to a lot of positive changes in the immigration system.




    funny quotes and sayings. wallpaper funny quotes
  • wallpaper funny quotes


  • immi_enthu
    08-28 10:40 AM
    That is correct. You do not get to sign the 140 as it is has to be applied by the employer. You however, have to sign your approved Labor which will be attached to the 140 application.

    kaisersose, is it mandatory for the beneficiary to sign the approved labor before attaching it to the I140 application ?




    2011 funny quotes and sayings about funny quotes and sayings. funny love quotes and sayings.
  • funny love quotes and sayings.


  • bsbawa10
    09-06 03:50 PM
    USCIS receives around 7.5 million applications a year and mistakes happen. Cut them some slack here. Bad luck to OP. Contact USCIS and see what happens and please post here after your issue is resolved. Others will benefit from your experience.

    USCIS has deliberately created circumstances for 7.5 million applications. For eg. why can 485 receipt not act as an Advance Parole and EAD ? It looks like they want more applications and then claim that they are very busy.



    more...

    funny quotes and sayings. friendship quotes sayings est
  • friendship quotes sayings est


  • skarthy
    08-12 05:54 PM
    hello all,
    Lets say you are a citizen here or your son is a citizen becasue he was born here.
    Then you decide to go back and he starts studing with the PIO, I guess that works till he gets to college(Govt colleges are NRI quota right?)

    Then when he want to work there dose he have to get a VISA like us comming here to work ?

    I ask this becasue a friend of mine said a major IT company in India said that such a person cannot work in India without a VISA and they are not sponsering any visa's now.

    so when he tried to come to the US, it seems that he had to pay for all his education as an NRI would have paid.

    also if you reject the US citizenship and US is not going to give you any visa..ever !




    funny quotes and sayings. funny life quotes and sayings.
  • funny life quotes and sayings.


  • rsdang
    08-01 12:54 PM
    Guys,

    I like the approach however I will request all Iowa residents to call Congressman Kings again and again. Also get your friends and coworkers to call.

    Voter calls will always impact politicians...

    Lets keep the efforts on...

    Thanks



    more...

    funny quotes and sayings. funny quotes and sayings about girls. funny friendship quotes
  • funny quotes and sayings about girls. funny friendship quotes


  • ashishgour
    09-17 10:56 AM
    No - there is nothing to do your status with AP.

    Thanks a Lot!!!




    2010 wallpaper funny quotes funny quotes and sayings. funny quotes and sayings
  • funny quotes and sayings


  • validIV
    04-16 11:46 AM
    See my answers in red

    I did not wan to create a separate thread since I have similar questions:

    My situation:

    US pharmD graduating in may 09
    H1B approved ( start oct 09)
    OPT not approved yet
    Married to F-1
    child born in US
    Country- Gabon (both)
    city- nashville TN
    Company-CVS


    Facts:

    My company told me I qualify for GC sponsoring after 90 days of full time as pharmacist and to just buzz them when I am ready. I will be full time rx on my OPT, which shoudl come out before graduation.
    I pass my boards in June, I should be go to go for GC filing as soon as October.

    Questions:

    1. is changing address within the same city affect GC procress? Its not a big deal, people do it all the time. Its a two step process, much easier if you have a lawyer file your applications since they will usually get copies of all correspondences with USCIS and they will take care of this for you. If you are self filing, you will need to take care of both steps yourself. See this: https://egov.uscis.gov/crisgwi/go?action=coa

    2. What r the pros and cons of filing GC that early into employment?The earlier the better. The CVS guy told me usually people prefer to wait longer before filing for GC. why? Corporations and businesses do not make it a habit to file GC/PERM apps for their employees if they are only temp or on probationary periods. Normally when they hire someone, they are on probation with the company for a year or so. If they like your work they will keep you and file your application for permanent residency. So normally businesses dont file your GC app until after 6 or 12 months. With CVS, consult your supervisor what the standard filing procedure is. Do not overstep the company policies and file yourself. You need them to file it for you when they are ready and willing.

    3. When GC filing start can I include my husband from the start with his F1 status or do we have to switch him to H4 status first?. Does not matter what status your husbands is in as long as it is valid. You can research the pros and cons of H4 vs F1 yourself, that alone is another thread's worth of discussion. You specifiy your husband as a dependant of your GC application usually at the last step before your I485 approval, when your PD becomes current.

    4. any suggestion, that you think I can benefit from on how to approach is welcomed. I 've been F1 for 5-6 years now..just looking forward to ending my life as an international student, but I don't want to rush into things out of ignorance. I was in the same boat as you, coming from F-1 to H-1. You are doing the right thing by expanding your knowledge base and asking people. Work hard at what you do and follow up once your application is filed. With the economy the hardest part is finding a job that will sponsor H-1 but youve already gone beyond that point.



    more...

    funny quotes and sayings. Funny quotes and sayings
  • Funny quotes and sayings


  • globaldesi
    05-14 10:25 AM
    My HR notified me yesterday that they have received the receipt for my H1B. Thank God! Good luck to everyone awaiting a response.

    Quota - General
    Premium Processing - No
    Notification Date - 04/28/08
    Receipt Number - Yes
    Notified via - email from HR
    Employer - Company
    Multiple Petitions - No




    hair funny love quotes and sayings. funny quotes and sayings. short funny quotes. funny
  • short funny quotes. funny


  • jthomas
    06-09 12:49 PM
    When i went to Mumbai last december i got my H1B stamped. while coming to US i showed the POE my H1B stamped visa he asked me for Advanced parol document and i was Parolled.When i asked him i have a H1B stamped in my passport why do i need to be parolled. He answered AP has a higher preference than H1B.
    the bottom line is " H1B stamping will not be considered for your entry". Its just a stamp for your satisfaction.
    I am not going to stamp my H1B again. 18 months back when i came from Vancouver Canada the POE let me in by AP not by H1B visa. I asked him about my valid H1B and the POE told me you can enter using either one but we prefer AP.

    If you are a local from mumbai then its okay to attend a interview and get stamped. They don't ask much in my interview. In my last interview they asked me in the picture you have a mouthstach and now you are clean shaven. So that is the level of questions asked at the interview. Its just 2-3 hours of work or maybe half a day if you wish to do it.

    One more proble i went through at mumbai consulte, The dates were posted 1 week in advance and then a local person has to go and submit the document to the consulate. the FEDEX from US to India would be costing around 68 to 150 dollars and it needs to be reached within 1-2 days (i.e. 3 days before the interview). I got it done somehow.

    J thomas



    more...

    funny quotes and sayings. funny sayings and quotes for
  • funny sayings and quotes for


  • Dakshini R. Sen
    06-25 11:12 PM
    My H1 filed & approved thorugh company A from October 2004.

    H1 then transferred to company B & approved from Nov 2005.

    My GC process (EB3 Category) started & labor filed through company C for future job in Feb 2006. Labor approved & I-140 filed in June 2006. RFE received in April 2007 & documents received by INS in May 2007. SINCE THEN I-140 is pending... I-485 & EAD filed in July fiasco. EAD approved and renewed once. Valid until september 2010.

    My H1 extension through company B denied in Jan 2009 (H1 expired in september 2008). MTR filed in Feb 2009, still pending. This made my EAD active as I have continued working for company B.

    Another H1 filed through company C (GC sponsoring company) in April 2009 and RFE notice dated 23rd June, 2009 yet to be received.

    In the process of filing 2nd labor through Comapny C ( same company), but this time under EB2 category.

    At this point, my questions are:

    1) Since my new H1 is through my GC sponsoring company, will RFE for H1 impact old GC process & new GC process?

    2) Is my old pending I-140 eligible for premium processing since it is stuck for almost 3 years now? If yes, is it worth doing it?

    The reason I want to get my old I-140 to be approved so that I can retain my old priority date.

    Experts please share some knwoledge and suggest the steps best for my situation....Am really stressed out...

    Thank You in advance...

    The RFE on the H1 will not have a negative effect on the GC as long as the employer and the job offer are legitimate. Yes, you can premium process your I-140. Effective June 29, 2009, USCIS will resume Premium Processing Service for I-140 forms.

    Dakshini R. Sen,
    Attorney at Law
    212-242-1677
    713-278-1677




    hot friendship quotes sayings est funny quotes and sayings. house funny quotes and sayings
  • house funny quotes and sayings


  • newbee7
    07-05 01:05 AM
    From 07 report:

    Case Problem Processing
    1. How to Submit A Case Problem
    The Ombudsman�s website, www.dhs.gov/cisombudsman, provides detailed information on how to submit a case problem:
    First, please write a letter or use DHS Form 7001, which was accessible on the Ombudsman�s website as of June 6, 2007. If writing a letter, please provide the following information in the order below to assist in identifying your case.
    � For the person with the case problem, please provide the person�s: (1) full name; (2) address; (3) date of birth; (4) country of birth; (5) application/petition receipt number; and (6) �A� number;
    � The USCIS office at which the application/petition was filed;
    � The filing date of the application/petition; and
    � A description of the problem.

    Finally, please mail your case problem, including your dated and signed letter and copies of documents relevant to your case inquiry, to either of the following addresses:

    Via regular mail:
    Citizenship and Immigration Services Ombudsman
    ATTN: Case Problems
    U.S. Department of Homeland Security
    Mail Stop 1225
    Washington, D.C. 20528-1225

    Via courier service:
    Citizenship and Immigration Services Ombudsman
    ATTN: Case Problems
    U.S. Department of Homeland Security
    245 Murray Lane
    Washington, D.C. 20528-1225



    more...

    house funny quotes and sayings about funny quotes and sayings. funny quotes about friendship.
  • funny quotes about friendship.


  • us_gc_aspirant
    09-26 02:04 AM
    I was on L1 since Dec 2001 and left in Aug 2005. Came back on H1 in March 2006; H1 was approved only till Dec 2007 ( 6 yrs from 2001). I did not get a fresh 6 yrs., when I moved from L1 to H1. I believe this is the same case with H4.

    The reason why I am asking is that I saw a Immi. Attorney reply in one of the Silicon valley magazines that L1 is not counted against H1 6 yrs. clock. From my H1 approval I find this to be incorrect interpretation.

    Can anyone share their experience on this.

    Thanks very much.




    tattoo funny life quotes and sayings. funny quotes and sayings. funny quotes and sayings about
  • funny quotes and sayings about


  • gc007
    01-05 10:23 PM
    I have been on H4 since 2000. I once got an H1-B in the year 01, but did not get to work. Meanwhile my H4 got extended till now.

    With the recent changes of de-coupling H1 & H4.......

    My question is can I use the previous H1-B issued in 01 and apply for COS without any cap restrictions ? And can this be used by a new Employer ?

    Appreciate any responses on this. Thanks



    more...

    pictures funny quotes and sayings about girls. funny friendship quotes funny quotes and sayings. funny quotes and sayings
  • funny quotes and sayings


  • sunny1000
    05-10 04:29 PM
    Hi all,

    I have been trying to get an appointment from Hyderabad consulate, AP, India for the past two days on 27th or 28th of May 2009.

    When I check the availability, the website shows that 27 thru 29th of May are available for appointments. But after I create and save the application it doesn't take me to the page where I can select the appointment dates. We sent an email to VFS customer support but till now we did not receive any reply.We are two H1bs(myself and my husband) and two H4s(kids).

    Did anyone get an appointment successfully ?

    The entire process of H1b revalidation itself is a tormenting procedure. On the top of it VFS website is really annoying.Sorry for venting my frustration.

    Can anyone please help me out and guide me through the process.

    Thanks in advance

    Amul

    If I remember this right, you cannot block the date until you "submit" the application, not "save" the application. I think you have to click "next" until you go to the appointments page after you have completed all you DS forms.

    Again, this is from my memory and it is getting old. So, take it for what it is worth.




    dresses house funny quotes and sayings funny quotes and sayings. funny quotes and sayings about
  • funny quotes and sayings about


  • Ramba
    01-08 04:18 PM
    No offense to anyone but I think this is how the market is flooded sometimes with short term trained and oppurtunisticly timing decisions made by people.

    Before you change careers I think you ought to see whether it really fits ur goals and aspirations..my 2 cents... CHances are you may not even like that job and want ot get trained in something else...I dont make a boat load of money but I like my job so far...however if money is the sole (please dont confuse this with means of living) reason to get into any job there are so many jobs and fields one can explore and change often...Its all your personal choice...

    Good point. I am just studying the trade off between "career" and "likability" of job or the job you love. I agree with you about money. I am not just for money or I do not want to be in rat race. (If money is the only goal we all can do real estate bussiness in India) After spending 10 years in engineering, I want to change the field. Even I am ready to go with little less than what I make now. . The main reason is I want to have just relaxing job, not much stress. At the same time it should be a longterm. I thought QA may be one of the field. I do not know yet it is a right thought.



    more...

    makeup Funny quotes and sayings funny quotes and sayings. funny quotes and sayings about
  • funny quotes and sayings about


  • milind70
    08-28 11:49 AM
    http://murthyforum.atinfopop.com/4/OpenTopic?a=tpc&s=1024039761&f=2994050912&m=6611023531&r=6611023531#6611023531

    Attorney_8
    posted August 11, 2006 11:29 AM
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    The employee must sign the 9089 once it is approved in order to get the I-140 approved.


    http://murthyforum.atinfopop.com/4/OpenTopic?a=tpc&s=1024039761&f=2994050912&m=7431057041&r=7431057041#7431057041

    Attorney_13
    Attorney posted December 02, 2006 10:55 AM
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    The Beneficiary of the LC is required to sign the original, certified LC. There are no other documents that the Beneficiary will need to sign associated with the filing of the I-140. All other forms/letters are signed by the company.

    Both these are PERM cases not traditional labor.




    girlfriend funny quotes and sayings about funny quotes and sayings. funny quotes and sayings
  • funny quotes and sayings


  • Maon
    07-02 02:18 PM
    Today morning when I was just adding the notarised birth affidavit that I had recievd last night from India and was leaving to fedex the papers to Nebraska, my lawyer called up and informed of the update and asked me not to send the app. Now after reading all the posts here, could someone advice if I should send the app- I mean if there is some re-thinking by USCIS, would they might say show us the sent reciept etc ???

    Pls advice,

    Thanks,




    hairstyles funny sayings and quotes for funny quotes and sayings. funny quotes and sayings about
  • funny quotes and sayings about


  • shreekhand
    07-04 10:47 PM
    Look at the May VB, it was current, obviously;)


    "__________________
    EB3 Worldwide
    PD 07/11/03
    I-140 RD 02/27/06 AD 03/22/06
    I-485 RD 05/07/07 filed at TSC
    FP 06/02/07 (Code 3) - sent to USCIS same day
    LUD 06/05/07
    "

    For RD to be 05/07/07, you must be eligible to file in the month of May and hence PD should be current as per April VB.

    EB3 ROW was still Aug 2002 in April visa bulletin. How could you file for I-485?




    ilwaiting
    06-15 03:19 PM
    Thats your A number, Its not the I-94 number. Some people have it some don't. If you have it you need to include it. If you don't it would be assigned once you file you 485

    Initially I thought its the number on I-94, but apparantly not. This is required to be filled on almost all forms which are required to be filed now that the dates are current. I485, 131, 765 etc.

    Is this the number which is on my approved I-140 (A099 XXX XXX) ?




    gsvisu
    07-12 02:39 PM
    Some famous Indian Americans that I googled on. Will it be a good idea to approach / send them notes ?


    Politics
    ------
    Kumar P. Barve, State legislator and Majority Leader of the Maryland House of Delegates
    Satveer Chaudhary, state Senator in Minnesota.
    Toby Chaudhuri, Democratic communications strategist.
    Swati Dandekar, an Iowa State Representative
    Dinesh D'Souza, a conservative commentator and author
    Kris Kolluri, New Jersey Commissioner of Transportation.
    Upendra Chivukula, state legislator (New Jersey General Assembly); first Indian-American elected to the NJ legislature.
    Kamala Harris, District Attorney of San Francisco; first Indian-American elected as a D.A. in the United States. Her sister, Maya Harris, was made the Executive Director of the ACLU of Northern California in October 2006.
    Bobby Jindal, U.S. Congressman from Louisiana; former gubernatorial candidate; Republican.
    Raj Mukherji, New Jersey lobbyist and businessman.
    Vij Pawar, New Jersey attorney and former congressional candidate.
    Ramesh Ponnuru, contributing editor at the National Review, political commentator
    Dalip Singh Saund, the first Indian-American congressman, was a Democratic member of the U.S. House of Representatives from California
    S. R. Sidarth, Democratic campaign volunteer who sparked the George Allen "Macaca" incident.
    Shashi Tharoor, Undersecretary General for Communications and Public Information for the United Nations. Candidate for UN general secretary post
    Sanjay Puri, Chairman of USINPAC & USIBA
    Nikki Haley, South Carolina legislator
    Rachel Paulose first woman to become a U.S. Attorney in Minnesota, US Attorney for the District of Minnesota
    Sameer Kanal, Democratic National Convention 2004 delegate for Howard Dean from Washington.
    Dr. Joy Cherian Appointed by President Reagan to be first Asian and Indian American to head the Equal Employemnt Opportunity Commission (EEOC) in 1987



    No comments:

    Post a Comment